stream of unconciousness

last night me, my brother, tatot and herbert decided to have a ‘real meal’.  a meal that’d really hit the spot (harold and kumar styleee)…we were going to have unprocessed, semi-non-commercialized chicken and liempo from Andok’s.  Since the place didn’t have a hotline for delivery, we decided to go old-school, go there ourselves and just get it to go.  the trek went on uneventfully enough, but trouble struck when i was parking.  parking tip#1…DO NOT fiddle with your radio when backing up in to your parking slot…no matter how many tens of thousands of times you’ve done it…you’ll NEVER be able to do it with your eyes closed.  so there, a split second of katangahan cost me a crack in my tail light and dents on my bumper and panel by the trunk.  Dumbass!!

when it was all over though, i couldn’t help but look at the bright side of things and feel relieved that it was ‘only’ the dents and cracks.  had i done something stupid on the road i could’ve ran a red light or something and end up a hood ornament on a speeding truck.  conclusion…having food delivered saves lives.  Always remember to tip the delivery guy…he took on the risk of transporting the food to you.  he puts his ass on the line EVERY NIGHT while your lazy butt stays in the safety of your couch.  much respect.

oh and another tip, unless ur bald, DO NOT light your cigarette on the stove.  i learned this lesson a long time back but re-learned it just a couple of minutes ago.  hey, you know what they say, life teaches you lessons over and over until you finally learn it.

the problem with having coke around the house is that whenever you’re thirsty you end up drinking IT instead of water.  this isn’t right for 4 reasons:

1.  it doesn’t really quench your thirst, it has sugar, so it also kindv dries your mouth up after a couple of minutes…this leads to more drinking (1 of 2 cycles)

2.  it’s expensive, so u wind up spending 12 pesos every time u feel thirsty.

3.  it makes water taste ‘cheap’.  who likes downgrading??

and most importantly,

4.  it has caffeine.  everybody wants to have a glass of water before sleeping right?  well with coke, it’s a sick cycle of getting sleepy, drinking, not being sleepy anymore, getting sleepy, drinking… kinda makes u feel like that donkey in the dessert with the carrot in front of him.

sigh, so here i am, 3:00 in the morning, watching reruns of the shows i was watching just a couple of hours ago.  i just finished the last drop of coke in the house…so now it’s just a matter of time…that IS if i dont break my own neck and die, from a seizure caused by all that damn sugar…

the woe of the undisciplined